I think the qualifications to be an international spy
Point to the fact that it shouldn’t be a guy
But rather it needs to be someone of the opposite gender
With delicate curves and kisses so tender
A spy needs to be intelligent, wary and able to endure pain
And as a rule women prove to be smart again and again
Figuring out how to do all of the things that they do
And at a very young age they excel in their studies in school
Women are cautious as well and follow a plan
To make sure they are cared for by an unsuspecting man
And do all of the things that they can to survive
Striving to ever be healthy, wealthy and wise
And when it comes to torture that would make most men cry
A woman’s limen of unbearable pain is so incredibly high
For she gives birth to a child and then does it again and again
There is not a man on earth capable of enduring that pain.