My favorite form of charientism is one filled with wisdom
And with insult sprinkled throughout and it leaves no doubt
Of the insulter’s considerable jocularity and their familiarity
With their target’s deficiencies and insufficiencies.
Regardless of all the fabric they used that dress doesn’t make you look fat
I like the way you’re not obsessed with a driving need to impress
You are smarter than you look and your art is actually good
Insults with wit and humor make us grin and sometimes cringe